All I Want Is a Little of the Good Life

SO MY LOVELY GIRLFRIEND AND I ARE OFF TO GO SEE FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH AND VOLBEAT TONIGHT AND I AM FREAKING EXCITED. ESPECIALLY FOR VOLBEAT

moonfalora:

rexuality:

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

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nialls-genitalls:

Me when I’m the next one to present in class

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mis4nthropy:

me: (worries about all the things I haven’t done yet)
me: (still doesn’t do them)

mooseleys:

answering the door when you’re home alone like

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hoho-eminosuke:

what if squidward was a rapper and after all of his songs he went “squid. word”

heliolisk:

waking up after accidentally taking a 4 hour nap
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thorinobsessed:

tuiteyfruityundead:

toddystuck:

elvenkingthrandy:

thecumbercookieaboveallothers:

mindtriggers:

THIS WILL BE SUCH A LONG MARATHON AND I AM SO READY

That’s prob about 12 hours

extended lotr alone is 11 hours and 22 minutes.

LOTR Extended = 681 minutesHobbit 1 Extended = 182 minutesHobbit 2 Extended = approx. 186 minutesLet’s say Hobbit 3 Extended is at least 185 minutes
The full marathon run time will be around 1234 minutes, or 20 hours 30 minutes.

#perfect that leaves 3 and a half hours for snack runs and pee breaks

let’s weed out the weak ones

thorinobsessed:

tuiteyfruityundead:

toddystuck:

elvenkingthrandy:

thecumbercookieaboveallothers:

mindtriggers:

THIS WILL BE SUCH A LONG MARATHON AND I AM SO READY

That’s prob about 12 hours

extended lotr alone is 11 hours and 22 minutes.

LOTR Extended = 681 minutes
Hobbit 1 Extended = 182 minutes
Hobbit 2 Extended = approx. 186 minutes
Let’s say Hobbit 3 Extended is at least 185 minutes

The full marathon run time will be around 1234 minutes, or 20 hours 30 minutes.

let’s weed out the weak ones

timeswontchange:

This plate is the only thing which is allowed to tell me how to live my life..

timeswontchange:

This plate is the only thing which is allowed to tell me how to live my life..

fandom-inc:

*mom voice* YOU’RE GOING TO GET SALMONELLA

weiweipon:

returnofpowerbastard:

this dog is that character you think is evil but actually has a heart of gold

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punkscully:

rocket power is tbh 100% how i imagine california