SO MY LOVELY GIRLFRIEND AND I ARE OFF TO GO SEE FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH AND VOLBEAT TONIGHT AND I AM FREAKING EXCITED. ESPECIALLY FOR VOLBEAT
a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows
Me when I’m the next one to present in class
me: (worries about all the things I haven’t done yet)
me: (still doesn’t do them)
answering the door when you’re home alone like
what if squidward was a rapper and after all of his songs he went “squid. word”
waking up after accidentally taking a 4 hour nap
THIS WILL BE SUCH A LONG MARATHON AND I AM SO READY
That’s prob about 12 hours
extended lotr alone is 11 hours and 22 minutes.
LOTR Extended = 681 minutes
Hobbit 1 Extended = 182 minutes
Hobbit 2 Extended = approx. 186 minutes
Let’s say Hobbit 3 Extended is at least 185 minutes
The full marathon run time will be around 1234 minutes, or 20 hours 30 minutes.
let’s weed out the weak ones
This plate is the only thing which is allowed to tell me how to live my life..
*mom voice* YOU’RE GOING TO GET SALMONELLA
this dog is that character you think is evil but actually has a heart of gold
rocket power is tbh 100% how i imagine california